Thursday, February 25, 2010

The best tournament in the world - Part two- numbers 9-1

Last week we ran numbers 20-10, click here to check that mess out.

Last weeks opening paragraph;
Bit of a dead spot sporting wise right now, eh? With all due respect to the NBA, and of course Premiership football, this is a bit of a blind spot sporting wise, the gap with the Superbowl finished, and baseball still a decent stretch down the line.

I was thinking about tournaments this morning, thinking, '
What is the best tournament in the world right now?' Let's chop it up! Ground rules. I suppose I should preface this by saying, this is a list of my own personal favourite tournaments, the ones I invest in emotionally and the ones that interest me. I am going to stick to the sports I know something about. This rules out tennis, cricket, sailing and ten-pin bowling. I am also leaving out sports that are not enjoyable. So, you won’t find NASCAR here. It isn’t even a sport! They just drive in circles! Somebody stop me using exclamation marks!

2008 standings and comments included, and keep an eye out for the brand new entries!


9. La Liga (The Spanish top league)
’08 standing: 11

In 2008 we wrote:
If you like your soccer, and I do, and love your drama, and I do, La Liga is the place for you. The games take on an almost cartoon like quality, with great skill, goals and high jinks a plenty. The referees hand out yellow and red cards liks candy, and the players spend half the time dazzling the passionate crowds with their skills, and half the time trying to con the referees with flopping on a scale not seen since, well, since the last time Chelsea played a match (Chelsea have three of the greatest flop artists of all time, Ballack, Drogba and Robben). The top games are fantastic, and every serious sports fans list of 'events to see' should include Real Madrid v Barcelona. Often wild, always entertaining, La Liga's only serious drawback is the ridiculous 'acting', or simulation as FIFA call it.
’10 update: One of the big gainers this time round, La Liga has become essential viewing, at least in my house hold. La Liga is part soccer part soap opera, and I love it. There is a general slide in popularity towards it too, away from the EPL, with Ronaldo and others joining its ranks. By the by, Chelsea are now reduced to two of the greatest flop artists of all time, Drogba and Ballack!

8. The Six Nations tournament (Rugby)
’08 standing: 5

In 2008 we wrote:
This tournament has taken on a new lease of life with the addition of the Italians in the last few years. Now France, Scotland, Ireland, England, Wales and Italy battle it out by playing each other once to try and win the title of Six Nations Champions. The games are generally exciting, however the most colourful aspect is the support provided by the fans from the Six Nations. Be it Scottish fans in kilts walking down O'Connell street, or Irish fans in their green jerseys strolling down the Champs Elyse, game day has become a truly international affair, with hordes of fans traveling to each game. It has got to the stage where French fans will travel to Ireland to watch the games simply for the atmosphere in Dublin bars on gameday. This, combined with the fact that Ireland are pretty damn good, make it an exciting, entertaining and unique tournament.
10 update: Something of a faller, simple problem here, it’s too short! It’s hard to get emotionally invested in a tournament when it is only 5 events long. Ireland, for example, are now looking at something of a re-building year after getting totally demolished in France, only two games into the tournament. Sure, beating England this coming Saturday will be a big lift, but for all intents and purposes the joy of the Six Nations is short lived.

7. The NCAA BCS Bowl series
’08 standing: 15

In 2008 we wrote:
I love College Football. I really do. So why are the Bowl games ranked comparatively low on my list? Because the system is more screwed up than Britney Spears. It really is absolutely pathetic, and resembles a drunken country wedding in terms of organisational intelligence. The ONLY way forward is to completely scrap the current system and introduce something fresh and imaginative, but also fair. Would it be that difficult to come up with a simple end of season knock out tournament? As it is, the early games are often more exciting than the later games. Having said all that, the absolutely sensational Vince Young Rose Bowl of 2005 was about as good as sports gets.
’10 update: You know what, who cares how bad the BCS system is, the games themselves are fantastic! The big winner this time round, charging up the listing, December is a great month made even better by the College Bowl games. It’s exciting, dramatic and each game has its own little set of twists and turns. Finding out about and diving into those early session, ‘less important’ Bowl games is tremendous fun. You can only think it will be even more enjoyable next season without the whole asinine Tebow bandwagon casting its big self righteous shadow over the whole season.



6. The English Premiership
’08 standing: 8

In 2008 we wrote:
The Premiership has been a part of my life for so long now that maybe I take it for granted sometimes. There are very few sporting events that can match a great Premiership matchup, like Arsenal against Manchester United. Each team is steeped in history and has it's own style and calling card, from Liverpools incredibly passionate fans to Arsenal's magnificent, flowing football. The great moments in the last decade alone are stacked higher than Yao Ming. The list of superb players that have come and gone is longer than Randy Moss's legs. The wonderful Thierry Henry, the majestic Patrick Viera, Eric Cantona and many more. The team I root for is Sunderland, and they have had a yo-yo existence in the Premiership, sometimes surviving, sometimes relegated to the backwater known as English lower division football. However, when they are in the Premiership, as they are this year, every game is essential viewing in their battle for survival in the top tier. Drawbacks? That's easy. Greed. The rich (Chelsea, Man United, Arsenal and a couple of others) are getting richer as the poor, smaller clubs, struggle to co-exist. A simple salary cap would solve this in a hurry, but will never be implemented. The Premiership may have become a little stale with only four teams in with a realistic chance of winning it every year, but it has sure given some incredible moments to us in the last decade plus in particular.
’10 update: Still the same old EPL, still with the same enjoyable elements and flaws as ever. The big problem with the EPL is basically only one of four teams is going to win it. The others are scrapping to avoid relegation or finish high enough to claim a spot in the next seasons European club competitions. That’s not exactly a wide open tournament now, is it? The big thing is, it is always compelling viewing, and it is always there. Dull Monday night with nothing on TV? Not a problem, the EPL has you covered with Man City v West Ham. Lazy Sunday afternoon? Not anymore! Arsenal v Chelsea at 4pm! And so on. Sky Sports, the main carrier of the EPL, has us all whipped into such a frenzy about it, a big clash sees entire cities come to a stand still. Manchester United v Arsenal a few weeks ago felt like a truly global event. The EPL probably could feature higher on this list, however it doesn’t have the dramatic impact of shorter, sexier tournaments. Still, it’s like a reliable old friend, always there in the background ready to entertain you.

..a rare sight these days, a Sunderland goal

5. The NCAA 'March Madness' tournament
’08 standing: 7

In 2008 we wrote:
I have to admit I have only got into this in the last five or six years, so I am a relative rookie in terms of March Madness history and lore. It is essential viewing, however. The enjoyable early upsets, the dramatic later rounds. A nice element is the simplicity of the tournament, 65 teams in, knockout, you lose you go home. It's enjoyable simple. From over here in Ireland, you can follow it without any big issues bar the time difference. The only draw back is for every good game, there is a poor quality blowout, but without the large field, you wouldn't get dramatic upsets. Already looking forward to later this month.
’10 update: One of the ‘purest’ tournaments around. A relatively short schedule, no confusion at all, win to stay in. High drama in every game, and full on 100% effort from everybody all the time. March Madness does not screw around. Not long to the ’10 version, and like ’08, can’t wait for this one already!

4. The NFL playoffs
’08 standing: 2
In 2008 we wrote:
As a lifelong Patriots fan, the NFL playoffs used to be an enjoyable diversion from normal life. '85 and '96 provided a peek into the future, as playoff games became vitally dramatic. Then Mo Lewis put Drew Bledsoe in hospital and everything changed. The super charged drama of Patriots v Colts, Patriots v Chargers is hard to match. The enjoyable unpredictable wild card rounds, the winter weather late round showdowns and the dramatic Superbowls all add up to one of the greatest tournaments in the world. I asked myself, how would I view the NFL playoffs if the Patriots hadn't even made them at all the last decade. The answer? The Superbowl is still essential viewing. The playoffs themselves, you become attached to teams and their stars, someone always steps up come playoff time. I can absolutely see how so many unbiased NFL fans became attached to the likable Michael Strahan, for example. The bottom line is, very few tournaments can provide the drama and excitement that the Superbowl brings, year in, year out. The Tampa win, the Patriots surprise in '01, the incredible Tennessee v St Louis game, the back-and-forth Patriots v Panthers game and yes, the Giants upset win not so long ago. Very few tournaments can touch that level of drama.
’10 update: The big faller of ’10. Well, to some extent. It’s still quite highly placed at number four. The last couple of years a big problem has popped up, namely suspicious games. It all started with the Pittsburgh game in ’08, the $66 million dollar swing game.

The problem there was;
100 million in legal bets were placed on this game in Vegas. Two thirds of those were on the Steelers. That's 66 millions dollars as opposed to 33 million on the chargers. Legal bookmakers went from minus 33 million dollars to plus 33 million dollars in the blink of a bad call. That is a 66 million dollar swing. That's what they should call this game, 'the 66 million dollar swing'.

Then came the ’10 playoffs and the Saints, quite literally, unstoppable drive to the Superbowl. The Vikings game was a complete joke, the Saints hit Farve illegally seven times, one which the NFL actually apologies about after the fact, and the final winning drive was kept alive by two shocking calls. The NFL literally forced the Saints into the Superbowl. Therein, they ensured the Saints won the game by allowing the Saints to hold Dallas Clarke at the line of scrimmage on virtually every play, hit the Colts receivers downfield late and often and most shockingly, allow a serious block in the back on the final play of note, the big interception.

If you are in any doubt at all about the NFC Championship game and the Superbowl, just go have a look at the penalty counts for and against New Orleans (lets just say it is lots to less!) and check out the block in the back the whole world saw but no one called.

I have been watching the NFL since I was 12 years old, avidly, some would say a little obsessively, and never before 2008 did I even consider a game being rigged. Then came the issues the last couple of years, and now I just don’t know. Call me Fox Mulder and mock me for having an opinion on this, but for me, there is a dark cloud hanging over the NFL right now.


3. The Champions league - Final knockout phase
’08 standing: 3

In 2008 we wrote:
The atmosphere in Milan last night got me thinking about this piece in the first place. 70,000 fans singing, cheering, an atmosphere that US sports, for example, simply can not touch. Shivers up the spine stuff. The game itself, Arsenal @ Milan, was another excellent advertisement for the Champions League. A vibrant young Arsenal team took the game to the old masters, regal Milan, and one of the next big superstars in training, the superb Cesc Fabregas, scored a dramatic goal to send Arsenal on their way. The finals are generally superb, be it Liverpool coming back from the dead to beat Milan, or the excellent Barcelona v Arsenal game in 2005. It's all about the incredible atmosphere though. Be it the Liverpool fans singing 'You'll never walk alone', the Barcelona fans incredible, game long participation or those freakish, vibrant and almost scary Turkish fans. The atmosphere at a Champions league game can not be matched, and those 'European nights' down the years have provided some of the best games I have ever seen.
’10 update: There wasn’t anything quite like it in ’08, and there is still nothing quite like it in ’10. The Champions League latter stages provide some of the more exciting sporting moments every season. I wrote about the atmosphere in Milan in ’08 and once again last night, with Inter Milan playing Chelsea, the atmosphere was quite simply sensational. Several times the commentary team had to shout to be heard above the noise. ’10 promises to be a dramatic tournament with several teams in with a chance to win it all, in fact right now, you can’t really say someone is definitely going to win it. Barcelona look strong, but so do Manchester United and Chelsea, but how can you rule out Inter under Jose Mourinho and Arsenal could catch fire and go all the way. If I had a cheesy sporting dream, it would be Sunderland somehow slipping into the Champions League and making the latter stages. Now that to me would be the highest sporting drama possible.


2. The MLB playoffs
’08 standing: 4

In 2008 we wrote:
There is a sense of 'importance' or something about the MLB playoffs, the better games anyway. The history, the deep laying history and drama, is almost overbearing. Personally, I have a stock of memories from MLB playoff games that I will never forget. The Sox amazing ALCS comeback in '04, the Marlins enjoyable run in '03, the Sox tearing it up in '07 and Pedro coming out of the bullpen in '99 against Cleveland. One of the single greatest sporting performances I have ever seen. How on earth is this not number one? Simple. For every enjoyable World Series, there is a brutal one, like the Yankees whipping the Padres or the White Sox destroying Houston. The main event has sadly left little impression in recent times, and the only reason I enjoyed '04 and '07 was the Sox won, however I can see how Boston going 8-0 in the World Series those years wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea. We need a run of tight, enjoyable World Series finals for this to be ranked higher.
’10 update: Well, we didn’t get the enjoyable World Series the even needed, however ’10 promises to be as good a MLB season as there has been in a long time. The big teams are ready to go, as always, but several other outsiders are going to make a splash in ’10. Keep an eye on Florida and most of all, Seattle, who have very quietly assembled a team that could get deep into the playoffs. Boston and New York will be at each others throats all season, Tampa will be hoping to sneak in the back door. The Phillies will be very interesting with Doc Halladay leading the way and the Dodgers will definitely be in the running on the basis of those big bats in their lineup. As a Red Sox fan naturally I will be rooting for the latest Theo Epstein experiment (pitching and defence over big bats) to get Boston into the Series, but as a baseball fan I think it’s not outside the realms of possibility that we could see one of the most exciting playoffs ever in ’10. Potentially finishing with two outsiders playing for the big prize. If it happens, don’t say I didn’t warn ya’ll!


Coming to a 2010 playoffs near you.


1. The World Cup
’08 standing: 1

In 2008 we wrote:
You just can't beat it. Held every four years, the time gap between events means that by the time the tournament rolls around, fans are practically frothing at the mouth in anticipation. The concept? So simple. The best soccer teams in the world meet in one country to play for the title of world champion. No BCS rubbish, no wild cards, no inherent greed driving the event or changing it's format to suit it. The group phases are still interesting as you get to know the teams, the hopeless losers, the dark horses, and the regal favourites, or in other words, generally Brazil. The group stages often throw up entertaining upsets that send shock waves around the world, like Senegal beating France, Cameroon beating Argentina, and who could forget the USA beating mighty, mighty England in 1950? After the group games the madness really kicks in during the knockout phase. Ireland have been involved in a couple of the last World Cups and the only way to describe it is that the entire nation comes to a complete standstill when Ireland are playing. This is echoed throughout the world, creating a unique and rare feeling of world-community that no other sporting event, bar perhaps the Olympics, can come close to replicating. The games themselves are truly dramatic events. As the semi finals draw close entire continents take sides and root passionately for their chosen ones to reach the final. The more dramatic games stay etched in your memory forever. The wonderful, exciting French win in '98 or Brazil sweeping everything before them in 2002. Next World Cup? 2010. And no, I can't wait.
’10 update: And here we are, just like that, a World Cup year. This is the single greatest tournament in the World. There is simply no competition. No other tournament can match the World Cup for colour, drama, importance, enjoyability and finally the international totality of the event itself. No other tournament can drag you in and keep you in its clutches for the duration of same like the World Cup. Literally the entire World comes to a stand still, well, with the exception of the United States.

That’s part one of my three things to watch for the 2010 World Cup. The United States will take more interest in this World Cup than any other before it, yes, including the one in the United States! I was there in ’94, and 90% of the Americans I dealt with on a daily basis had no clue there was a World Cup on. On the day Ireland shocked Italy 1-0 in New York, my good friend Andrew and I were walking down a sandy Cape Cod street. A local degenerate drug dealer hippy of note drove past us and shouted from his convertible, ‘One nothing Ireland, yeah baby!’ – that was the only reference we heard from anyone we saw that day to the World Cup, all day.

This time, things are going to be different, just watch. Why? Easy, the main-stream US sporting media has suddenly started to champion soccer football. Who knows why, but ESPN has started putting soccer headlines on its main page, and the ESPN soccernet sub-site is actually now a go-to site for soccer on the Internet.

ESPN and others are quite literally bludgeoning the average Joe Punter US sports fan into an appreciation of soccer. Gone are the cheap jokes at its expense, replaced with main stream sports journalists like Bill Simmons writing long(ish) pieces and seemingly taking a genuine interest in soccer.

Part two? I can not wait to root against Brazil. This is a major about turn for me. I used to love Brazil, and their ’02 tournament win was a thing of poignant, swashbuckling beauty. That Brazilian team was full of rogues and pirates like Ronaldo who had somewhat murky private lives and still produced football of sublime quality. The current incarnation? Something of a schmaltzy, syrupy, tasteless mess. The celebrations after Brazil beat the USA in the Confederations cup final were like a particularly psychotic sect throwing a particularly scary party. Why oh why do Brazil think it is important, no, essential, to ram their religious beliefs down our throats? After every important tournament win, or even after individual goals, the current Brazilian squad seems to feel it essential to rip off their jersey to reveal a t-shirt with crayon writing a five year old would be embarrassed by featuring headlines such as ‘Jesus loves me!’ or ‘I score for Jesus!’ Okay I made the latter up but, the religious fervor that Brazil have been championing lately is nothing short of disgusting.

Before you say ‘each to their own’ – that’s the entire point, each is not being allowed their own here, instead Brazil are using a World stage to inappropriately and aggressively deliver their religious message. Ask yourself, if a team all removed their shirts to reveal pro-scientology messages scrawled on them, would you find that appetizing? How about if an African team triumphs and starts screaming verses from the Koran at bewildered members of the international sporting press?

I used to enjoy watching Kaka and Brazil play.

Now, I can not wait for that smug, patronising and arrogant grin to get wiped off their faces by a team of vagabond scoundrels at the World Cup. Please God, Allah, Buddha and the Force, let there be a Portland ‘Jailblazzers’ team of under dogs out there waiting to take Brazil down.


Give me a fucking break.

Finally, and undeniably a highlight of every single World Cup, England’s inevitable demise is always something worth looking forward to. Every single tournament the English find new and interesting ways to self destruct. Why is this so enjoyable? They actually believe they are the best team in the world. Seriously. They are their own pre season favourites. This year, England are getting started early, with their plans falling apart faster than a John Terry alibi on a Friday night. With Wayne Bridge admirably retiring from the squad rather than team up with Terry, and Ashley Cole injuring his ankle sending lewd texts, England are down to their third/fourth string left side full back. Opposition wingers are already licking their lips. Meanwhile, Manchester United are busy running Wayne Rooney, their sole effective striker, into the ground. When England come calling this summer, it is entirely possible Rooney will have nothing left in the tank.

The perfect ’10 World Cup? The incredibly entertaining, swashbuckling, party animal Danish team of the 80s comes back and beats Brazil 5-0 in the quarter finals, Michael Laudrup scoring a scintillating hat-trick. Meanwhile, England fail to move on from the group stages, after a stunning opening 0-3 setback to the United States, where Landon Donovan captivates with two well taken goals, both after dribbling past John Terry.

The latter is actually a possibility. The athletic, up and coming USA takes on England in their first group game.

World Cup ’10. It’s the best tournament in the World.

The full list

20 The Ryder Cup
19 Serie A (The top Italian soccer league)
18 The Stanley Cup
17 The UEFA Cup
16 The NBA playoffs
15 The World Baseball Classic
14 The Rugby World Cup
13 The English FA Cup
12 The Heineken Cup (Rugby)
11 The European Championships (Soccer)
10 The Cheltenham Festival
9 La Liga (The Spanish top league)
8 The Six Nations tournament (Rugby)
7 The NCAA BCS Bowl series
6 The English Premiership
5 The NCAA 'March Madness' tournament
4 The NFL playoffs
3 The Champions league - Final knockout phase
2 The MLB playoffs
1 The World Cup



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Thursday, February 18, 2010

The best tournament in the world - Part one - numbers 20-10

Bit of a dead spot sporting wise right now, eh? With all due respect to the NBA, and of course Premiership football, this is a bit of a blind spot sporting wise, the gap with the Superbowl finished, and baseball still a decent stretch down the line.

I was thinking about tournaments this morning, thinking, 'What is the best tournament in the world right now?' Let's chop it up! Ground rules. I suppose I should preface this by saying, this is a list of my own personal favourite tournaments, the ones I invest in emotionally and the ones that interest me. I am going to stick to the sports I know something about. This rules out tennis, cricket, sailing and ten-pin bowling. I am also leaving out sports that are not enjoyable. So, you won’t find NASCAR here. It isn’t even a sport! They just drive in circles! Somebody stop me using exclamation marks!

2008 standings and comments included, and keep an eye out for the brand new entries!


20. The Ryder Cup ’08 standing: 16 In 2008 we wrote:
Only starting to come around to Golf as an enjoyable viewing experience. Sure, it's painfully slow, rather elitist and sometimes just pure boring, however there is some enjoyable elements to it, including the Ryder Cup. It ticks most of the tournament boxes. It's spread out in gaps that make you actually look forward to it, and has the added advantage of being Europe v USA, an interesting showdown to say the least.
’10 update: For 2010 there are some added elements, for example, there’s one of these Ryder thingys this year, right? Plus there is the little matter of El Tigré! Not enough to move it off the bottom, but hey, thanks for trying and yes, I will watch you!

Golf! It's more exciting than you perhaps thought!

19. Serie A (The top Italian soccer league)
Straight in at number 19, the top Italian league. Beckham! Ronaldinho! AC Milan, Juventus and Roma. So much history and so much drama. The Italian league has become interesting again. Still needs an influx of good young talent to break into the top 15 though.

18. The Stanley Cup
The NHL playoffs are like Lady Ga Ga to me. Loud, crazy and somewhat exciting, but I do not understand what’s going on. Icing? Like, on a cake? Why do they sub out the goal scorer every time? Is Canada really that good at something? Nevertheless, found the NHL playoffs pretty intriguing the last couple of seasons. I am willing and open to finding out more! Face off!

Clap your hands if you don't understand icing either!!

17. The UEFA Cup ’08 standing: 14 In 2008 we wrote:
The 'other' big European club level soccer knockout tournament. Kind of a Champions League lite, if you will. The starting, group phase is about as turgid as it gets, however the final stages often throw up surprisingly enjoyable matchups. This tournament throws club teams from all over Europe up against each other, and the knockout stages, while lacking the drama of the Champions League, are still plenty colourful.
’10 update: Maybe this tournament has become a big of an overloaded monster. There are perhaps about five thousands teams involved in the knockout stages alone. Still, pretty enjoyable in the later stages.

16. The NBA Playoffs ’08 standing: 14 In 2008 we wrote:
Did anyone actually watch the NBA playoffs last year? Apart from Bill Simmons? I want to love the NBA, and the Celtics current revival has certainly caught my interest, but last years NBA playoffs were about as exciting as Swedish art-house movie making. The whole system is flawed as it is, with too many teams allowed into the knockout stages. There are some truly brutal low seeds making the playoffs the last few seasons. They need to whittle this down, which would lift the standard of play in the first round immensely.
’10 update: Still the same system, only now with the reprehensible Kobe Bryant the leading actor on the stage. Maybe if Le Bron Bron takes flight this summer the NBA will become interesting again. LeBron is infinitely more charismatic, entertaining and, well, likeable than the guy who paid a woman off to avoid going to court over an alleged rape. Or, Kobe, as he is also known.

15. The World Baseball Classic
Potentially fantastic. Definitely in need of a bit of tweaking but, limitless possibilities. Ironically, it might actually take the USA winning this thing for it to take off. The American sporting media has reacted in a negative manner almost across the board to date. The rest of the World is having a blast and enjoying it, the States is yet to get on board.

14. The Rugby World Cup ’08 standing: 12 In 2008 we wrote:
This has nearly everything you could look for in a tournament. It has an abundance of colour in the form of various nations gathering to play the game, with legions of fans from the countries adding flavour to the event. Added bonus? The renditions of each countries national anthem. For whatever reason, the fans never hold back on these at the Rugby World cup. If you ever feel you have lost your lust for life, and need a boost, just check out any of either the French fans belting out the wonderful 'La Marseilles' or the rowdy, earthy and vibrant Scottish fans singing the uplifting 'Flower of Scotland'. The big drawback? The terrible early stage games. Nobody needs to witness New Zealand 106 Japan 3, or Australia 112 Namibia 5. Report card says, 'Good but could do better'.
’10 update: Hey guess what, there is a Rugby World Cup next summer! Something to look forward to. Once again though, you can probably skip 50% of the first round games, and that’s a bad thing.

The fifth best rugby team in the world has every chance next summer

13. The English FA Cup ’08 standing: 12 In 2008 we wrote: One of the purest tournaments in world sports. Every single club football team in England can enter the FA Cup. They start playing regional qualifiers almost the day the tournament ends! Eventually the field is cut to 64, then 32 and so on. The best part if the third round, when the clubs from the higher divisions in English football are added to the field, creating freakish matchups like Yeovil Town against Liverpool, which would be like The New York Yankees playing a semi pro side from Mexico. Lately some of the bigger clubs, Man United, Arsenal and Chelsea, have diluted the respectability of the tournament by fielding weaker reserve or youth sides in order to keep their 'A' team fresh for the more financially important Champions League. Apart from that though, a great tournament with buckets of exciting games.
’10 update: The grand old lady of club football, the FA Cup is still one of the greatest tournaments around. For my money, however, it needs a bit of drama in the later rounds this season to spice it up. Maybe a good semi final or final, something to remember it by and invigorate the tournament on the whole.

12. The Heineken Cup (Rugby)
The highest new entry, the Heino’ is brimming with drama, talent and fine play. It has everything. Great games, great players, bizarre French club uniforms and cheating on a biblical scale. The Heineken Cup Final has fast become one of the feature sporting events of any year. Probably helps at least in terms of this particular listing, that the tournament has been dominated by Irish clubs the last few years!

11. The European Championships (Soccer) ’08 standing: 6 In 2008 we wrote: The World Cup lite, basically. Same concept, same length of time between games. Almost as good, just lacking that little extra bit of colour provided by teams from the far corners of the globe.
’10 update: Qualifiers for this start next coming winter, no doubt this will move back up the list closer to that time. For now, it just seems like a far away tournament with less colour than the World Cup, it’s big brother.

10. The Cheltenham Festival ’08 standing: 9 In 2008 we wrote: Another one of those events that all serious sports fans need to attend once, if only to experience it. The Cheltenham horse racing festival has approached legendary status in Ireland at this stage. Males aged 19-90 get all glassy eyed and giddy if you mention it to them. Days off work are taken, pints are downed and the festival may as well be held in Dublin considering the level of participation over here. The wild roar that lifts up over the massed Cheltenham crowd when the first race takes off on Tuesday afternoon is one of the single greatest moments in sports. Some serious racing enthusiasts complain that the festival is diluted by being so long (four days), while others complain that they are forcing too many low level bad races in amongst the crackers to try and make yet more money. Minor drawbacks really to a very exciting week of sporting action.
’10 update: Only reason this fell a spot was others rising several. It’s getting close to Cheltenham time again, and the excitement is definitely building.


Part two 9-1 coming soon!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Darren Bent shuts down Twitter

Wait a second. Hang on there one minute. Someone check for me. Is Twitter gone? Completely? Has the site been taken down in its entirety? According to Sunderland’s ace striker, Darren Bent, it is. And I quote;

"I had a good chat with the manager recently and I just thought with the run we're on at the moment, I needed to get rid of the distractions," Bent told the Sunderland Echo. "I have to solely focus on getting Sunderland out of the relegation battle and I have shut the Twitter down.’’


I have shut the Twitter down. Nice.

I wish I had that power. I would shut several websites down right now. I wonder did he just have to announce ‘I have shut the Twitter down’ and it just ended, abruptly? Now that’s power. I guess when you are amongst the top scorers in the EPL you can do that kind of thing, randomly shut websites down just by proclaiming, ‘I have shut (insert website name) down’

Do not fear! I have shut the Twitter down!

Monday, February 15, 2010

The most ridiculous 'sport' in the universe.

First things first, how long before South Park dig their dirty, scrubby little nails into NASCAR? They absolutely nailed wrestling recently (that’s NOT ‘wrastling’!), how long before they shoot the duck in the barrel that is NASCAR?


vroom vroom

Honest to goodness though, what on earth is the attraction to NASCAR?

This weekend was pretty much a dead loss sports wise, personally speaking. The highlight of the weekend was to be Ireland v France in the Six Nations rugby tournament, and let’s just say, Irish expectations might have been a little high. The Barcelona game last night was diverting, and there were a handful of interesting English FA Cup games. Other than that? Slim pickings. No NFL. No College Football. No baseball and no NBA. Not even any Sunderland (battling relegation) EPL matches.

Therefore, I probably only hit the ESPN site up, oh, three times? A normal weekend would have seen about 70-80 visits. Each time, the site was absolutely plastered with NASCAR news. I am stupefied that there are enough people interested in this retarded ‘sport’ to have it taking up so much space on front line sporting media.

Really, Alabama has broadband?

I mean, that’s where most of the gormless, goldfish like (‘hey, there goes a car, wait, there goes another!’) village idiots who follow the ‘sport’ are from, right? I am stunned they know how to type ‘ESPN.com’ into a url bar, frankly. Does this seem like a needless and gratuitous assault on the good people of Alabama? If so, let’s just say my interaction with its populace, to date, hasn’t been super fantastic.

True story. One NASCAR fan I know was attempting to write to me ‘I don’t mean to be condescending…’, alas the poor chap wrote ‘I don’t mean to be condensation…’ I missed my chance there to write back ‘I appreciate that you don’t mean to be tiny droplets of water forming on a given surface, however I do not see what this has to do with you cheating with my (ex) girlfriend.’ Huge NASCAR fan, huge.

If you watch NASCAR for any given period of time I think your IQ automatically drops four points. It continues to drip away at a rate of an IQ point every ten minutes until you finally force yourself away from the riveting action. The cars go in a circle! A circle! I am not a huge fan of Formula one, however I can still appreciate the skill involved in negotiating corners, dog-legs, chicanes and what not. How could anyone in their right mind find it interesting to watch Earl Keith Chesney Redneck Johnson the second essentially drive around in a circle? Over and over?

Even the rules and regulations of the ‘sport’ are open to ridicule. NASCAR actively rewards teams for not racing. In a strategy that would impress the US Department of Agriculture, NASCAR pays racing teams when they qualify for a race, then run one lap and intentionally drop out. Referred to as Start and Park, this strategy allows teams to avoid carrying a pit crew and avoid paying for the expensive sets of tires that wear out during a full race.

They simply dress up like a NASCAR team but then pull out on the day.

Speaking of dressing up, how ridiculous are the drivers, in their advertisement laden outfits, climbing into their decal plastered cars? How long until they tattoo sponsors' names on their foreheads?

One final personal Alabama related anecdote. The best friend of the ‘condensation’ guy broke up with his long term, long suffering girlfriend while I was in that circle of people. When the poor girl, who had been supporting the guy financially as he sat on his fat ass watching cars go round in circles, asked why she was being dumped, he said, and I quote;

‘’I just want to spend more time with my vehicles’’


Well, you can have them, and their associated racing component. They, and it, are incredibly boring and shouldn’t be labeled a sport. Most of all, get them and NASCAR off the front of ESPN and get back to talking about real sports! We’re not all brain-dead goldfish.




Mmmm...absolutely riveting


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Thursday, February 11, 2010

True Irish Stories for Haiti

Dublin Hurricanes legend Garret Pearse has come up with a fantastic fund raising idea for the tragedy in Haiti, all detailed below.


True Irish Stories for Haiti
Article by Garret Pearse


Hi Folks,

I've had an idea which I think (hope!) is a good one. Having been inspired by an American book based on the same idea, I'm looking to compile a book of short true Irish stories with a view to publishing a book to raise money for Concern's Haiti appeal.

So what can you do?

Just take a little time to type your story and email it to me (trueirishstories@gmail.com) along with your name and where you're from. It must be true, it must be short (one to two A4 pages), it must relate to Ireland in some way (however tenuous - we've never been too fussy!).

I'll then take care of the rest (well with the help of some of my good friends as well). I promise that every story will be read and as many of them as possible will then be compiled into a book which will be published. All proceeds from the book will go to Concern's Haiti Appeal.

I've set up a website
below with all the details : http://trueirishstories.blogspot.com and have set a deadline of March 7th although like all things that can be extended if necessary.

So please, get typing and be sure to forward this on to as many friends as possible.


Thanks a mill,
Garret

Superbowl odds. Colts favoured again.

The bookies obviously feel that the New Orleans win as simply an aberration and that the Colts are going to come out all guns blazing and win it all again next season. They have them at a somewhat restrictive 13/2, with the next nearest rival the Chargers at 8-1.

  1. Indianapolis Colts 13/2
  2. San Diego Chargers 8/1
  3. New England Patriots 10/1
  4. New Orleans Saints 10/1
  5. Pittsburgh Steelers 11/1
  6. Dallas Cowboys 12/1
  7. Green Bay Packers 12/1
  8. Minnesota Vikings 12/1
  9. Philadelphia Eagles 16/1
  10. Baltimore Ravens 20/1
  11. New York Giants 20/1

Looking down the list, you would have to think the Packers, Ravens and maybe the Chargers to some extent represent the best 'value' considering they are all young, progressive teams with big upsides. Hard to see how the Vikings are good value, or the Cowboys, considering how badly they imploded when the going got tough.

The Patriots, as always, are an intriguing entity at 10-1.

So, when does the season start? How soon?


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Monday, February 08, 2010

Block in the back.

Just curious, what's the penalty for a block in the back? When a guy shoves you in the back on a play, it should be flagged. It should be flagged if it is the Pee Wee leagues, the Canadian Football League, or indeed the Superbowl.

Completely missed this the first time I saw the play (probably because I was jumping around doing that 'Oh my God' touchdown dance). Check it out for yourself, one of the most blatant blocks in the back you will ever see. Just watch Manning after he throws the pick.

You know, I am not even going to say anything, as I have pretty much said all I can on the subject already.

You would have to think that normally the NFL Zebras would be competent enough to spot something like this.

Last night? Not so much.



You can make your own mind up, but these pictures and the linked video above pretty much say everything that needs to be said.



Friday, February 05, 2010

The fix is in! Superbowl Sunday.

It’s an unusual feeling, knowing in advance who is going to win the Superbowl on Sunday night.

I must admit this is the first time it’s happened to me, I have been guessing them for years now, decades, and only occasionally got them right. This time round? Put the house on it, Irene. We’re bringing the kids to Disney Land! Then maybe a romantic get away in Hawaii, with the winnings, don’t you know.

Where does this brazen, arrogant certainty come from?

Having watched the highlights of the Saints v Vikings game for the third time, this time using a note pad and pencil to jot down the exact moments of controversy, it is blatantly obvious the National Football League is only going to allow one outcome in this years Superbowl.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a New Orleans Saints Victory.

Sound a little out there?

Consider the blatantly fixed Pittsburgh game a couple-a years ago. The fix was in. Consider the three main factors in the Vikings game. The zebras consistently turned a blind eye to the late hits that the Saints were putting on Farve, and then admitted as much after the fact! Goodness. Secondly and thirdly, that phantom pass interference call and then the booth review where they completely ignored the ball hitting the ground to enable a Saints drive to continue.

The arguments against this communist, heathen, heretical and possibly terrorist theory to date? ‘It was still the Vikings fault, the zebras didn’t have twelve men in the huddle’. Fair enough, hide behind that if you like, however it is blatantly obviously the Saints received a home town discount at that ‘till.

Look, basically no one will care if the Colts win the Superbowl. I mean come on, really, will anyone outside Indianapolis care? However, the massive, merchandise gobbling overpouring of emotion that would emanate from a Saints win would be $$ legendary $$.

Folks, mark my words, the fix is already in. The Saints are taking the Lombardi trophy Sunday night.

You heard it here first.



Relax baby, it's in the bag!

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Ten things to look forward to in the 2010 Major League Baseball season

1. Friday night Cubs games on European ESPN – For some reason the Cubs were on at 7pm Irish time several Friday’s in a row last season. Great time for baseball, coming home from a long week at the rat race, clicking open a cold beer, slapping the feet up on the coffee table and watch the Cubs against who ever. Always a good time.

2. Beckett/Lackey/Lester – Otherwise known as the front three of the Boston Red Sox rotation. Has Sports Illustrated commissioned its front page of the three lads in sombreros with ‘The three amigos’ as the caption? Surely it’s only a matter of time. The most exciting Red Sox front end of rotation since Pedro, Schill and Lowe. The possibilities here are endless. How many three game losing streaks will the Sox endure with these three guys back to back to back? Over under? 0.5?



3. The first few pictures of CC Sabathia in Yankees training camp - Can he touch 350lbs?

4. The Seattle Mariners – the Mariners are building something potentially special up north. Felix Hernandez and Cliff Lee back to back? Goodness gracious. My underdog for the World Series. The Mariners, if they can make the playoffs, will be an absolute nightmare for any team with a 1-2 of Felix and Lee. If you like pitching, you are going to love the Mariners in ’10.

5. Fantasy baseball – Hey, it’s not as dramatic as the football version however for baseball fanatics, fantasy baseball can really add an extra element to the season.

6. Flashing the leather – The Red Sox have a chance to be defensively legendary in ’10. They have an incredible outfield of Ellsbury/Cameron/Drew and a gritty, talented infield of Beltre/Scuttaro/Pedroia/Youkilis. Not many holes there. The superior defence should assist the pitching and mask any offensive inefficiency, if that crops its ugly ’09 head up again. The Sox won’t have to score 10 runs to win this coming season, in fact, 5-6 should do nightly.

7. Hanley Ramirez – if you haven’t had a chance to watch this kid play baseball, make it your business to do so in ’10. Ramirez is a superstar trapped in a small market. Good for the Marlins, bad for his exposure to the masses. The Marlins are an exciting team to watch, however. Some big bats and some great pitching too. If they mature a little they could be a National League sleeper in ’10, particularly it Hanley has anything to do with it.

8. A weekend of baseball – every now and then, as a baseball fan, it’s fun to simply check out from the world for a weekend and immerse yourself in a bunch of games. Say, pick a weekend where there is a good game on Friday evening, a triple header on Saturday and maybe a couple of good ones on Sunday. Stock up on booze and bad (well, good, but, bad, you know what I mean) food and let the good times roll. By Sunday around 4 am you will have a decent beard going, your track pants will be well worn and there will be a large ‘you’ size dent on the sofa. You will be the better man (or woman) for it, however.

It was a long weekends baseball...

9. The Baltimore Orioles ‘lose 100 games’ watch – The Orioles have made no significant additions and are cruising towards yet another season of ineptitude. Buried in the AL East behind the Sox, Rays, Yanks and even Blue Jays, the Orioles could be historically bad in ’10. Can they lose 100 games? They just might! If I am an Orioles fan, I am pretty steaming mad right now that ownership is not at least going down swinging in the murderous back alleys of the AL East.

10. Watching any of the following pitch; Zack Greinke, Tim Lincecum, Josh Johnson, Jon Lester. Justin Verlander, Chris Carpenter, Johan Santana, Josh Beckett, Daniel Bard and finally the outrageous Jon Papelbon. Particularly Lincecum, Lester, Verlander and Bard, my four favourite pitchers to watch. Just an entertaining bunch of athletes. Chicks can have the long ball. Nothing juicier than a one hour fifty four minute, smooth, well pitched game, in my book anyway.


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Monday, February 01, 2010

It's deadline day..

Today is the deadline day for all Premiership clubs to buy/loan or otherwise cajole new players into their side. It's a frantic day of sometimes shady business. Try to imagine the MLB trade deadline with bags of cash involved. It's very rare you see a cash related trade in the Majors, whereas it's the norm in Soccer.

The best site to follow the action as it unfolds, I find, is the Guardian sports section, and their minute by minute update. The scrolling, sprawling update reflects the chaotic nature of the day with it's updates from managers, players and fans, sometimes completely erroneous, sometimes absolutely hilarious.

Stuff like this;
12.53pm: "My father is the cleaner at Southampton's training ground," says Robin White. "There's a Bulgarian lad there called Robko Byalov being put through a medical, apparently."


How vague and how random!

Here's hoping Sunderland cause a splash and land someone decent before the 5pm deadline!





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