Well, check this story line out from this morning's baseball news;
• Summary: Rick Ankiel hit a three-run homer in his major-league debut as an outfielder and Joel Pineiro worked seven scoreless innings in the defending World Series champion Cardinals' 5-0 victory over the Padres.
Give me his home run last night over the one that fat-headed freak in San Francisco hit any time of the day
Check out Ankiel's big, self redeeming blast right here right now
Two side notes. I wonder is Ankiel available in my fantasy league? Also, I wonder did Boston give up way, way too fast on Joel Piniero?! Seven scoreless innings?