Ever read 'The Onion'? Kind of an offbeat, wacky quasi-news paper. Sometimes it produces cracking material.
For example, this hilarious article on how A-Rod saved the baseball world from a boring postseason with his opting out of his current contract.
"A-Rod's decision about free agency is what I have been waiting for all October," Boston resident Nat Boyle said. "Would A-Rod forfeit the remaining $91 million on his contract? Would the Texas Rangers be responsible for subsidizing $30 million of his salary? I mean, ever since I was a kid, that's what October has been all about."
Read on, enjoy!
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