Thursday, December 06, 2007

Pittsburgh anger Sports Karma Gods

Some people just never learn.

In a pretty shocking display of abject ignorance to the entire concept of Sports Karma, idiotic Pittsburgh Steeler Anthony Smith is guaranteeing a Steelers win this Sunday against the unbeaten New England Patriots.


So let's add this one to the 'Rules of Sports Karma' list right now.

''Players who, prior to big a game, go to the media and guarantee a win, are only angering the Gods of Sports Karma, and will inevitably lose''


Let's see how this plays out Sunday! I know who my money is on.




Updated rules of Sports Karma;


1. Athletes who draw attention to themselves, or have attention forced on them, prior to a sporting event, generally fail to live up to expectations in said sporting event.

2. Players who, prior to big a game, go to the media and guarantee a win, are only angering the Gods of Sports Karma, and will inevitably lose



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2 comments:

sugarshane024 said...

I don't know if you saw the comment Smith actually made. In case you didn't, outside of guaranteeing a win, he said this little gem:

"They've got Walker and Moss, but they're not Cincinnati."

The 'Walker' is not a typo. He was, of course, referring to Wes Welker. And by saying, "...they're not Cincinnati," he was suggesting that the Bengals have the best 1-2 combination in the league. We'd have to check the stats on that one, but Moss has as many touchdowns as Ocho Cinco and Whosyourmomma combined.

Jimmy Chowda said...

How true.

The one person who slipped by the karma gods, Joe Namath, immediately came down with arthritis seven seconds after Super Bowl 3 and then resurfaced drunk during a Pats game in 2003 telling Suzy Kolber he wanted to kiss her.

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