I shoot you, I shoot you good!

Gun law sure is confusing in the United States! I'll tell you that much for nothing. Let me see if I have this straight.

• Marvin Harrison - Shot someone, not going to jail.
• Pacman Jones - May or may not have paralyzed someone, didn't go to jail.
• Ray Lewis - In all probability KILLED A MAN, didn't go to jail.
• Plaxico Burress - shot himself, possibly going to jail.

Is that how it works?

That aside, now that it is clear that he is probably not going to jail, one has to note that Marvin Harrison even escapes criminal prosecution quietly and professionally. You have to admire that.

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