Well, well, well, wellity well. It would appear to be payback season. Are the Nationals playing hardball right from the get-go? Someone has taken a "unknown hard, long object" to Scott Boras' Land Rover while it was parked outside a Newport Beach restaurant this week. Damage totaled $2,000, or, about five seconds of Boras' time. Police have issued a warrant for [Insert name of angry MLB GM here].
The narcissistic Boars' car was recognized immediately by his license plate: 'Isc4wYou4cash'
Shady video footage shows a man disguised as the Big Lebowski character, Walter Sobchak, taking the long, hard object (quit sniggering!) to Boras' car, roaring;
'This is what you get when you **** a stranger in the ***!'
Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.
Or the Creedence.
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