Manchester City fan immediately regrets his decision

You can't make this stuff up.

A Manchester City fan decided this summer to show his excitement with the brilliant Kaka's potential transfer to City by getting a tattoo of the great player on his chest. Of course, as we know now, Kaka never moved. He will not be playing for Man City now or any time in the future, most likely.

In further news, this guy is a complete idiot. I mean, we have all got dubious tattoos in the past, am I right? However, this one really takes the biscuit.

The magnificently self righteous Kaka: Loves both Jesus and (apparently) hot women