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Almost too much to keep up with!
Where to start, how about Serena Williams' completely asinine, chidlish and spoilt outburst at the US Open? How delusional has this brat become?
In case you missed it, the basics;
''Kim Clijsters moved into the US Open women's singles final in controversial circumstances as the defending champion Serena Williams picked up a point penalty for a second code violation on match point. Williams was a set and 6-5 down when she foot-faulted on a second serve to hand Clijsters match point.''
Then, this happened..
Williams is on tape saying the following to the bemused line judge who was just trying to do her job;
"I swear to God I'm ... going to take this ... ball and shove it down your ... throat, you hear that? I swear to God,"
You stay classy, Serena. You can take the girl out of Saginasty, but you can't take the Saginasty out of her. Maybe Serena will make like Le Bron Bron and run around collecting up all the video tape of the event.
How far from reality has this spoilt, enabled, rich-girl brat fallen when she actually has the gall to say, 'I didn't threaten anyone'?
This was one of only two completely wack-O superstar meltdowns over the course of the weekend. Coming in a very close second to serene Serena was the self titled superstar of rap, Kanye West. West, the subject of the greatest South Park episode of all time, rushed the stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the MTV VMA awards, proclaiming;
"Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time,"
Funniest aspect of this? The backlash from his peers. There are a gallon of funny quotes doing the rounds on the Internet today but final word has to go to Pink, who 'tweeted';
"Kanye West is the biggest piece of sh1t on earth. Quote Me."
No, seriously, tell us what you really think, Pink!
So, can we just take Kanye, Serena and Emmanuel Adebayor and put them as the first members of the new Big Brother house? Even I would watch that one!