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Now is your chance to be like Thierry, and put Ireland out of the World Cup with your thieving, sweaty little palm. You don't even need help from William Gallas, cut out the middle man, just slap the ball into the net yourself! Mon dieu, what fun!!
Hours of fun on the horizon, we at Boston Irish managed 75 as out best score as yet. Beat that, Thierry! Once you are finished, you can compose your own completely hollow apology to the Irish nation! Va-Va Voom!!