I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the **** I need to win. Atlanta, you're *******out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let's buy the bar and get ****faced. Get me paid, *****!
Oh right, ‘Atlanta’, it was Kenny Powers after all, the loud-mouth, obnoxious and expletive happy character from the hilarious comedy ‘Eastbound and down’. Still, you could imagine Moss saying that too, right? Or words to that effect.
So, Randy Moss appears to be about to get his wish. Apparently he demanded the Patriots trade him as early as week one, and now it seems the Vikings are set to swoop.
Moss can try and paint this as a good career move, his asking to be traded, he can try and pull the wool over our eyes and say he wants to go to the Vikings to win a Championship or whatever. However it is what it is, greed, Moss is desperate for more. 'More' is the important word here. What would be so wrong with playing hard in his final year of his contract and earning a new one?
Instead Moss wants more. More money, more years, and no, he does not want to earn it, thank you very much. He would rather you just give it to him up front, in a new deal. He promises he will honour this one, scouts honour!!
Moss, you have a contract! Honour it! Instead, he is going to jump ship, and 'get paid' somewhere else.
Well good luck to the lad, I hope he enjoys a nice 9-7 season with the Vikings, and a first round exit in the playoffs. I also hope he enjoys playing with whatever scrub QB the Vikings have to replace Favre with when he finally retires next season.
Moss will get a big kick out of that, you can bet!