Friday, January 29, 2010

Sporting dream analysis

I have a lot of dreams about sports. Invariably it’s about throwing something, but it is too heavy and doesn’t go very far, or, it turns into some unusual object, for example, traffic cones. What’s it all about? Dream analysis websites are a dime a dozen, some are better than others, but there are literally thousands out there. Personally I am not a fan of horoscopes and what not, but when it comes to dreams, I will make a little allowance for some less than scientific meandering thinking. Here are a few sports dreams that people might have, linked to the people that might be having them!

Dream: You dream that several large and fast men dressed in black and gold are constantly sprinting at you and attacking you, often after you have already thrown the white flag.
Analysis: You are Peyton Manning. Or maybe Brett Favre.

Dream: You have this recurring dream where you are playing that game on a kitchen table where you are trying to flick a coin through two salt shakers posing as goal posts. You miss constantly.
Analysis: You are Norv Turner.

Dream: There is a queue of hot busty Caucasian blondes and you are handing each a large cheque
Analysis: You are Tiger Woods

Dream: You have this dream where you are in a court room and no one believes you but you just pay them all off and everything is okay in the end, in fact, all of America ends up loving and deifying you again!
Analysis: You are Kobe Bryant

Dream: You have this crazy dream where the City is being attacked by Godzilla and you arrive in a cape to save the day, all you have to do is catch a football packed with explosives, hold it while a kicker kicks it at Godzilla, exploding him. You fumble the ball, Godzilla destroys the city.
Analysis: You are Tony Romo


Dream: There’s this dream you have where you are in South Africa attending some kind of major event but the entire time you are there there’s a football glued to the palm of your hand, making social interaction clumsy and awkward
Analysis: You are, yes, Thierry Henry


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